We are located at 72 Victoria Road in Glasgow, in the Victoria House building immediately south of the Shell station. While the new digs are much, much smaller than our old ones, we think it's a much more enjoyable experience for everyone involved. We're still overflowing with an eclectic assortment of delicious dishes and pillowy steamed buns, only now the music isn't some atonal drone and you can bring whatever tasty beer and/or wine you like.
We opened August 1st, 2018, amazingly without incident, and operate from 5pm-10pm Wednesday-Sunday.
This is the current menu:
As the new digs are smaller than the average camper van, you will probably find yourself cozied up to some strangers. This is an excellent way to meet people and totally fits with our informal approach to everything, especially dinner. You may be asked to share a table or wiggle about to ensure everyone has a chance to eat. Don't be alarmed. This is both fun and educational, like a life-sized puzzle game.
We do not take bookings. If seats are unavailable you can hang out at the Star Bar and we will buzz you when a space opens up. You can also use our text-based queue system wherein you text "QUEUE?" and the number of people in your party to 07383.716676 and we will respond with either a "No, come on down" or an estimate of when a table will be free. Unfortunately, due to the size of the restaurant, we cannot accept parties in excess of four people. We can fit five at the outside table, but this is Glasgow and that table can only be outside for like ... three weeks a year.
Things to keep in mind:
Keep tabs on us via our boring Instagram.
If you have any questions, etc. shoot an email to firstname.lastname@example.org and someone will reply to you eventually. Probably.
As always, thank you for enjoying what we do and remember: flavour is the only goal.